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I can’t live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh, I’ll never be the darling of the so-called “City Fathers” who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about “What’s to be done with this Homer Simpson?”
–Homer Simpson




January 15th, 2007 at 2:58 am
This is Sabir Ibrahim, righto??
January 15th, 2007 at 3:05 am
Indeed it is. How are you, Yasir?