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My Sopranos Prediction

Jun 10, 2007 in Announcements, Media, Journalism & Entertainment

The final episode of the HBO hit series The Sopranos airs tonight. Blogs, message boards, and chat rooms have been abuzz with rumors and predictions of how the series will end, so I thought I would toss my $.02 into the mix (Warning: don’t read any further if you plan to watch the previous episode but haven’t yet done so).

I think the show will end with the revelation that Paulie has been secretly collaborating with New York. Paulie botched the hit on Phil Leotardo on purpose, and Phil was able to whack Bobby Baccala and Silvio Dante using information Paulie had been feeding him. In exchange, Phil has promised Paulie that he will be the boss of New Jersey when the rest of the top brass has been wiped out. Phil doesn’t plan on following through on this promise, however, and will whack Paulie once he has outlived his usefulness. Phil will then promote someone from within his own crew to head up the defunct Soprano organization’s operations and thereby emerge as the undisputed boss on both sides of the river. Lower ranking members of the Sopranos organization will fall in line or meet the same fate as their former bosses. Paulie will thus take on a role similar to that of Fredo Corleone, the dim-witted older brother of Michael Corleone in The Godfather, Part II.

Tony Soprano, after having lost his closest advisers to death (Christopher Moltisanti, Bobby Baccala), incapacitation (Silvio Dante), and betrayal (Paulie Walnuts), will have no choice but to escape New Jersey. He’ll survive Phil’s offensive but will completely lose his empire, with no hope of salvaging any part of it. The final scene will depict a shocked, distraught, and humiliated Tony sitting alone in a motel room reflecting on how it all collapsed. Tony will walk out to the motel balcony, take one last look at the world, and shoot himself in the head. The episode will close with a shot of Tony lying dead in a pool of blood.

A number of observations led me to these conclusions:

• When Phil and his advisers met to discuss the specifics of the planned attack on the New Jersey leadership, Paulie was curiously not mentioned as a potential target. Rather, Phil and his capos only decided to whack Tony, Silvio, and Bobby. If Paulie isn’t working for them, there’s no reason why they shouldn’t try to whack him as well.

• When Silvio and Bobby informed Paulie of Tony’s decision to whack Phil, Paulie seemed angered that he was not included in the consultations.

• Paulie has been shown to be a man of questionable loyalties. He has flirted with the idea of switching sides before, having previously fed information about Tony’s crew to Johnny Sack during Carmine Lupertazzi’s era. He also grumbled when Silvio ordered him to make any payments due to Tony during his coma directly to Carmela.

• Like Fredo, Paulie is also somewhat dim-witted and naive. Paulie believed Johnny Sack’s assurances that Carmine Lupertazzi appreciated and would reward his help, only to later discover that Johnny was just using Paulie for information and had never even mentioned him to Carmine. Paulie has been portrayed throughout the series as a comical character who is ambitious but lacks the intelligence and leadership skills to play a more meaningful role in the Sopranos organization.

• With Christopher and Bobby dead and Silvio incapacitated (he will likely expire at some point in the final episode) Paulie is the only remaining member of Tony’s inner circle. Because of Paulie’s limitations, it seems unlikely that Tony will be able to regroup and defeat Phil with only Paulie by his side.

• Each of Paulie’s disputes with Tony has ended with Paulie seemingly capitulating to Tony’s demands, and Paulie has never spoken harshly to Tony even after being berated or insulted by him. In addition, Paulie is the oldest member of Tony’s inner circle but is outranked by Silvio and (more recently) Bobby Baccala. He has apparently never been considered a serious candidate for leadership, either in succession to Tony’s father or to Tony. It has often been implied that Tony keeps Paulie close only out of respect for his age and years of service to Tony’s father. This perhaps indicates that Paulie has a bottled-up, mounting sense of resentment towards Tony and the others.

• Tony’s few but significant flaws have often been explicitly identified during his sessions with Dr. Melfi and/or illustrated in his many exploits. It seems appropriate that the culmination of these flaws will lead to his downfall. His temper caused him to brutally attack Coco, which sparked the entirely avoidable current war between him and Phil Leotardo. His sociopathic tendencies led him to secretly murder Christopher, unnecessarily depriving him of an experienced soldier and thereby destroying his ability to regroup when put on the defensive by Phil. His chronic depression, exacerbated by the continuous pressures of mob life, will cause him to lose perspective when ousted from his position of power and conclude that death is the only viable escape. When A.J. attempted suicide, Tony mentioned that depression and volatility are common and hereditary personality traits in the Soprano family. A.J.’s suicide attempt was thus a prophetic indication of how Tony would meet his own end.

Anyway, that’s my prediction. In any case, I don’t see Tony emerging victorious; his ultimate defeat seemed all but assured in the previous episode. Steven Van Zandt, who plays Silvio, said in an interview that the finale would be “controversial” and “talked about”, and that not everyone would like it. I can’t think of a scenario more fitting of such a description than Paulie betraying Tony and bringing about a humiliating end to Tony’s life and reign as the boss of New Jersey. Remember: you heard it here first.

UPDATE: That was the worst series finale since Seinfeld. I am never watching another David Chase television show ever again. What a piece of crap.

Fifty Fifty

Feb 22, 2007 in Media, Journalism & Entertainment, Random Reflections

When I was a kid, my parents had a PAL system TV and VCR on which they watched tapes of movies and television programs from India and Pakistan. Among the few programs they watched that I actually thought were good was Fifty Fifty, an Urdu language sketch comedy show from the 1980’s. Fifty Fifty aired back when PTV was the only channel on TV in Pakistan and didn’t broadcast 24 hours a day. I recently stumbled across some clips of this show on YouTube, and I must say, Fifty Fifty was not only good, it was light years ahead of its time. This show was sketch comedy at its finest, back when no one in Pakistan had heard of Saturday Night Live and MADtv was still at least ten years away. If you speak Urdu/Hindi or Punjabi, check it out (there are more clips in the ‘Related’ frame to the right of the video). I guarantee you’ll laugh. And not in a “man, this show is so poorly done, it’s funny” kind of way.

Joe Rogan exposes Ned Holness (a.k.a. Carlos Mencia)

Feb 20, 2007 in Media, Journalism & Entertainment, Random Reflections

If you’ve seen the Comedy Central show Mind of Mencia, you’ve probably been struck by how lame and untalented Carlos Mencia is (especially if you saw it immediately after watching Chappelle’s Show). Every time I see this guy on TV, I wonder how he ever managed to become successful enough to have his own show. It turns out that he’s a fraud, a plagiarist, and a borderline pariah in the comedy community. If you like comedy and hate Carlos Mencia, watch Joe Rogan rip him to shreds during a confrontation at a Los Angeles comedy club (warning: contains profanity). Rogan’s commentary on the incident and Mencia in general can be found over at his blog.

UPDATE: Apparently, Rogan has been dropped by his agent (who also happens to represent Carlos Mencia) and banned from the comedy club at which his confrontation with Mencia occurred. I’m not a fan of Rogan’s, but I think it’s unfortunate that he’s catching heat over calling out a no-talent fraud like Mencia.

Sitcom focuses on challenges faced by North American Muslims

Jan 09, 2007 in Media, Journalism & Entertainment, Muslim Community

lmop.jpgA new sitcom on CBC called Little Mosque on the Prairie depicts a Muslim community in a rural Canadian town. The sitcom blends satire and drama to address internal and external issues routinely faced by Muslim communities in North America. It’s the first Muslim comedy to air on North American mainstream television (and an indication that the Canadian Muslim community is a bit more advanced than its American counterpart).

I’ll reserve comment on the show itself until I see it, but bravo to the writers, producers, and CBC for helping bring about this major milestone.

Shuffling occupiers and Western media coverage

Dec 26, 2006 in Media, Journalism & Entertainment, Israel/Palestine

When Israel vacated its illegal settlements in the Gaza Strip last year as part of its “unilateral disengagement plan”, Western media commentators described the move as “historic” and generated a media frenzy reporting on every last detail of the settler evacuations. Lost in the hoopla over Israel’s “generosity” was the fact that the evacuated settlers would be resettled not within Israel proper, but within new and expanded illegal settlements in the West Bank. Last December, shortly after the Gaza Strip evacuation was completed, Israel approved a massive expansion of the Maale Adumim illegal settlement, already the largest in the West Bank. Today, Israel approved its first new illegal settlement since 1992 in the northern Jordan Valley specifically to accommodate families evacuated from the Gaza Strip. Both stories were completely absent from the front pages of CNN.com, MSNBC.com (which apparently finds unwanted Christmas presents a more fitting subject for a front page story), and FOXNews.com, and were mere bylines on BBC.com.